MemphisWiki:Community Portal
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Distracting Games
- Lars' Adventure
- Warthog Launch
- Kitten Cannon
- Nanaca Crash
- Flash Element TD
- Onslaught 2 flash defence
- Endless Zombie Rampage
Websites
History of Memphis
Ampelmann + Hammer = Memphis Mann
Comics
Llama song
The Llama Song, an effort in useless Flash that annoys Eddie
http://70.85.12.163/albino_flash02/thellamasong(www.albinoblacksheep.com).swf
There are many moments in life when someone says something only to instantly regret it. These moments generally pass and fade into memory, to prevent this happening some of those originating from Memphis are immortalised here.
More recent quotes can be found at http://quoteyou.q.geek.nz/contexts/1; please add new quotes there rather than here.
Memphis Quotes
Memphis 2008
Kyle - Can't get it up!
Vipul - He's the kind of guy who would have an eight-way.
Luke - I was looking for STDs.
Ryan - I got to play with his wee.
Jonathan - You don't fix your baby unless you don't want grandkids.
Jonathan - I ate a sausage every hour.
Paley - Everyone! Stand on the condom!
Vipul - What can I say, I can't hang onto the nipple.
Stephen - We need to find some kind of lubricant which won't damage the latex.
Andrew - I have a lot of trouble taking out hunks.
Paley - Can we have a toilet break?
Vipul - Do you want to take him with you?
Vipul - Four on four action!
Paley - My bower is bigger!
Paley - Have fun with the kitty.
Paley - Go grind yourself.
Andrew - This is orgy programming! Everyone is just sticking in whatever they want!
Cat - Lets get my stuff and go home together.
Blaise - I can't do it with something this floppy.
Stephen - No drink, No dildo.
Vipul - I shouldnt have done what I did with the kitty.
Seby - Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was too busy chewing on my nuts.
Kyle - Are you one of those ambiguous sexuality types?
Kyle - What are they called again? Adjectives?
Matt Keirnan - It's really hard to see when it gets dark. It's really annoying.
Memphis 2007
Luke - I hate people who use fractions, they should all be rounded up
Seby - Have you fingered me yet?
Eddie - Where's Ben's twat gone?
Vipul - I feel like tearing off my clothes and going into battle (4/4/07)
Lx - "Offer him sexual fevers" (5/5/07)
Ben - "Last time I left it too late, I almost screwed myself!"
Neil - "I actually liked it harder"
Eddie - "Worst user interface ever... I think this tops the hell website" (on stereo) 8/5/07 10:48
Vipul - "Seriously, feel it, touch it, touch it"
Ben - "It's like Bender porn"
Ben - "I was there when Eddie exploded" 8/5/07 10:59
Vipul - "And then we started Rasterbating" 24/5/07 00:52
Vipul - "Andrew, use a fork" 24/5/07 00:58
Vipul - "Think of us as your practice girlfriend" 10/05/07
Vipul - "There is no line 42 damnit!" 23/05/07
Vipul - "I have a hole, oh noes" 29/05/07
Matthew K. - "Portégé, it's like how you spell cabbage". 30/5/07
Cat - "Let's abstract this, cars are just moving walls" - 8/6/07
Eddie - "I'd better work on this anal output" 1/7/07
Lorne - "Penetration tester's wet dream"
Matt B - "Opera has built-in G-String, doesn't it?"
Sam H - "Ow, my arse"
Stephen - "I'm currently doing Vipul" 1/8/07
Carlton - "Alex is a customer, we must satisfy his needs"
Eddie - "Pounding the Virgin slot" 03/09/07
Stephen - "I very seldom use undo. I don't make mistakes" 03/09/07
Ben - "I talked to her on the phone on Monday and you wouldn't know she was blind at all" 26/09/07
Eddie - "I am a triangle" 27/09/07
Lx - "I was trying to get it up but i couldnt find the sticky stuff" 11/10/07
Vipul - "The age-old problem - Where do i stick it?" 06/10/07
Vipul - "Feel mine and feel his" 8/10/07
Rose - "Do you want to feel it?" 12/10/07
Vipul - "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I can go up, right, left and down" 12/10/07
Lx - "We should go sleep with her" 12/10/07
Matt K - "Nipple Him" 12/10/07
Memphis 2006
Kim - Neil [Leslie] has his finger in International Students
Memphis Philosophy - Food b4 teTris
Memphis Philosophy (Revised) - Tetris b4 food
Neil B - Never google 'Latex Centerfold'
Anon - Although the Moon is smaller than the Earth, it is farther away
Programming with Muscles - When in doubt, return null
Rod Downey - Polynomials are your friend!
Anon - HCI (almost) makes software engineering look like a science
Matt - What?
Tripping Heads-over-heels Over Nothing Ghost.
Proverbs 13:2 -Design Patterns are not quite as masturbatory as Aspect Oriented Programming, but they're close!
Defence of the Fridge - No, that's what people misunderstand, we're the other sort of communists. The friendly sort, who don't kill people.
Chris Andreae (while drunk) - They expect you to pull things out of your ass, so get your hand in there and grab.
David Keane -When I saw Kim this morning, I was so excited I unzipped my pants!
Anon - Perl: it looks like an explosion in an ASCII factory
Pictures
Lukes Farewell Lunch
http://www.flickr.com/photos/serenecloud/sets/72157600038094997/
note: photos are expensive, memphis requests posers to bring vodka. Bribes are welcome.
BibliOdyssey
A blog of scanned images from historic books. Some beautiful technical drawings and architectural prints, plus flowers, people etc.
Random Pictures
Yum!
Lesser of two evils?
Who ya gonna call?
Memphis Painting
There is also a nice story to go with this one, but I (Phil) can't remember where it is.
See also Lorne's flickr.
Sleepy
Recipes
An army marches on its stomach, and that is equally true for an army of programmers as it is for soldiers. Occasionally members may wish to eat something that doesn't come from The Fridge so here is a place to share suggestions.
Graces Recipes
Straight from that bastion of socialism, the Peoples Republic of China, Grace shares some recipes that can best be described as interesting.
- Coca Cola Chicken - The best way I know to dispose of liters of capitalist cola.
Blogs
Puzzles
http://www.drunkmenworkhere.org/170
- Christo and Stephen: 2 1/2 hours, 3 attempts.
